Twitter Updates

• 04:25 Not quite a satisfactory buzz, but enjoyable all the same. Now I can’t fall asleep. #
• 10:54 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – helpiranelection.com/ #
• 10:58 I am now Mucus Tick for Iraq! #
• 11:45 OK, the iPhone GPS is completely and utterly wrong about where I am right now. #
• 11:57 Fuck the iPhone. I’ll find my own way. #
• 12:27 @swear_bot Go to Hell #
• 12:29 Found the highway within 2 minutes of giving up on the iPhone. Stopped in Matthews for lunch. My hatred of Charlotte only grows. #
• 15:02 Back in Rockingham for Father’s Day. Staying the night and heading home tomorrow. #
• 15:37 @cdulude I’m not familiar with that. #
• 17:17 Watching Andy Griffith reruns with mom and dad. I’m not sure why Andy never pistol-whipped Barney. #
• 19:10 @cdulude Your mom’s gonna plotz! #
• 19:12 The problem with getting dad a new motion light for the carport is that I have to go outside and connect it. #

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