Twitter Updates

• 09:47 If you could all refrain from destroying your laptops on the same day, that would be great. #
• 13:12 About to attempt a laying on of hands with this clicking hard drive… #
• 13:24 Hmm, got it to boot into Target Disk mode, but it freezes up immediately. Not good. Too late for the crash cart. #
• 13:39 @sara_brooks What happens on the 28th? #
• 14:43 I never thought I’d say this, but… This shirt is too big. #
• 17:08 How am I supposed to pass my pocketknife down to future generations as an heirloom if I keep losing it? #
• 17:14 @sarachasea Ha! Awesome. Suck it, Audi. #
• 19:10 @sara_brooks I think these guys have you covered – tinyurl.com/c3dye2 #
• 19:13 Look at that… 15, well 14 now, tweets until 3000. #
• 19:21 "Better ingredients, better pizza, no bodily fluids, Papa John’s." #
• 23:31 Home from consuming mass quantities courtesy of @brianandmike and @DisruptiveShift . Good times with good folks. Thanks, guys! #
• 23:33 Ha! Look at that, my first tweet was a year ago *today*! I didn’t even realize until I looked it up just now. #
• 23:51 Stupid Moviefone. Do you *really* think you can stop me from saving the 720p Harry Potter trailer? #
• 00:49 Maybe when I’m not sleepy I should just run up and down the stairs a few times… #

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