Twitter Updates

• 09:13 Someday I’ll have higher hopes for waking than "not feeling like ass." #
• 09:29 Right about now I could drink a glass of orange juice the size of my head. #
• 10:03 No, Adobe, I will not quit the app I just opened so you can apply yet another update. #
• 11:25 Randomly read the inactive ingredients in my allergy pills…"Lactose monohydrate." Hey, guess who’s lactose intolerant? This explains a lot. #
• 11:25 Also, "The Matrix" came out 10 years ago today. Feeling old yet? #
• 11:58 Who else grew up with the phrase "We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it?" #
• 12:38 @AliCat713 @CharkR I ask these things to see what’s regional and what’s just old #
• 12:42 It’s 2009, people. Is the cotton in the top of the pill bottle still necessary? #
• 12:54 Decades of research and testing and NASA arrives back at the space capsule? Borrring – tinyurl.com/d4kfmk #
• 13:28 @cdulude Come on, don’t *you* start, too. #
• 13:54 @jvwright Well, OK, that’s a tea I can get behind. #
• 20:00 Watching last night’s How I Met Your Mother… Leeroy Jenkins and Teen Wolf references… *In the same show*! #
• 23:01 @JoshuaJMills Loved that show as a kid, but also have thought the opening was rotten since the day I first saw it. #
• 23:38 Rounded up some comics to sell tonight. Nothing big ticket, but a decent stack all together. Watch this space! #
• 00:20 It’s funny how the dog stops to listen when I talk to him, even if he has no idea what the hell I’m saying. #

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