Twitter Updates

• 11:56 Just got out of church with mom and dad. Didn’t burst into flame! However… #
• 11:58 Guy giving the lesson said that Earth was the only planet with gravity, seasons are due to the earth not being perfectly round, AND… #
• 11:59 America has men living on the moon. I managed to bite my tongue… #
• 14:35 @ThomasBaucom No,sir. That’s the unvarnished truth. #
• 18:49 On the way back to Durham and traffic has suddenly ground to a halt. #
• 21:40 I didn’t think they did road construction on Sundays, but I was wrong. Mile-long backup ensued. Home now, however. #
• 21:48 Hey, G4TV, if you’re going to keep calling them "Movies That Don’t Suck," I suggest you discontinue Robocop 2 & 3. Also, Toxic Avenger. #
• 23:50 House is smelling like single man and dog again. Time to make another Yankee Candle run. #
• 01:02 @cdulude Well, which is better? #
• 01:11 @cdulude Aftershave is a bit expensive to deodorize the house with. I’m basically trying to arrive at a Scent That Does Not Repel Women. #

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