Twitter Updates

• 12:38 I make this pact with you, my friends; never sing "Happy Birthday" to me, and I will never hit you in the throat. #
• 14:12 Eating Mexican food across the street from where I’m getting new tires. #
• 14:35 @CharkR Bandito’s. Local place. I slept through breakfast and didn’t eat much. #
• 14:57 Eating dinner with @CharkR tonight. Gonna try to hit the comic shop between now and then. #
• 23:06 WTF? The temperature in this house has risen two degrees in the past half hour. #
• 23:40 Thanks for all the Twitter/Facebook/text message birthday wishes, folks! You’re too good to me. However, next year, I would like a date. #
• 00:06 Ye Gods! I just realized I haven’t watched last week’s "Office." #
• 00:35 @koinseb I’m up, I’ll shall also pray the server stays up. #
• 00:59 Whoa, *real cane sugar* returning to Pepsi and Mountain Dew in April! #

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