Twitter Updates

• 12:18 I think I need a new mattress. That, or someone is punching me in the kidneys as I sleep. #
• 15:12 I say this every month, and I will continue to say it until it ceases to be true: Getting paid monthly sucks. #
• 15:23 On the phone with loan guy. Fingers crossed. #
• 15:33 I think there should be a corollary to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle as it pertains to your credit score. #
• 15:53 Approved! #
• 16:27 Man alive, I’m gonna be so damn broke… #
• 16:29 Then again, I’m always broke, so being broke and a homeowner is still an improvement… #
• 20:32 Tuna and crackers for supper. Hot damn. #
• 20:51 Be careful out there ladies, this Naked Man thing might catch on. #
• 21:22 @AliCat713 It’s a "How I Met Your Mother" thing - tinyurl.com/5umyq7 #
• 21:23 Every time I see an ad for Despereaux (tinyurl.com/5vw85a), I think of Despero (tinyurl.com/5s52jw). #
• 21:49 So nobody on Heroes realizes that you aren’t supposed to look directly at an eclipse? #
• 01:21 @cdulude Thanks! And yes, if all goes to plan, a party will be in the offing. #
• 02:10 @billwashere Yeah, I’m there with ya more often than not. #
• 03:01 @jvwright Er, was that Robocop I saw in there? WTF? #

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