Twitter Updates

• 12:34 Lord Jesus God in Heaven. My car needs like $1200 worth of shit. Isn’t this why I got rid of the old one? #
• 12:58 I *anxiously* await the verdict of the warranty folks… #
• 13:33 Warranty people metaphorically flipped me the bird. If anybody needs me I’ll be out robbing a liquor store… #
• 14:57 @CharkR Nah. I have a credit line at this particular shop. That’s why I picked it. A credit line that had no balance until today. *sigh* #
• 17:16 @cdulude If it’s boycotting by virtue of just not being interesting, I boycott all kinds of stuff. #
• 17:52 For $1200, these new brakes oughta be able to stop *time.* #
• 22:50 I’m pretty sure that debate didn’t settle anything for anybody. #
• 23:25 Came home and the dog had yakked on the floor, *but* he went into the kitchen and did it! No carpet cleaning FTW. #
• 00:38 Why do I have to re-accept license agreements for updates to software I already own? #

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