Twitter Updates

• 09:48 Would you say "zoning out" is like sleeping with your eyes open? #
• 12:14 And there we go. Lunch in 18 minutes. #
• 14:02 @cdulude Damn you. Now I want a Twix. Not a coffee-flavored one, however. #
• 20:16 Sweet Mother of God. The new Knight Rider is so stupid I can’t look away. #
• 22:03 @AliCat713 Watched what? #
• 22:35 Was flipping channels and caught Swingers just starting, so of course I had to watch it. #
• 00:56 Ever look up the lyrics to a song you like only to find they make no sense whatsoever? #
• 01:03 I’m not buying a house, not seeking more credit, and I have a very secure job. I say let the banks burn, baby. #

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