Twitter Updates for 2008-07-31

• @AliCat713 There’s only so much you can repair on one. Define “broken.” #
• “The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night!” #
• @AliCat713 I commented with my advice, FWIW. #
• *snort* *cough* Oh, Jebus… I’m awake… How did I get to work? I hate you, morning people. You and everything you stand for. #
• If you catch me sleepwalking today, please don’t let me wander into traffic or onto any suspended steel girders at a construction site. #
• Did anybody else know that Delicious was rolling out their site upgrade *today*? #
• Bowling with coworkers… Ye gods, “Mmm Bop” is playing on their jukebox. #
• 3 on the first ball. FAIL #
• Split on the 4th frame. MOAR FAIL. #
• It’s music from the 80’s, man, The *Cosby* Decade! #
• The automatic scoring system just lied and gave somebody a spare. I sense a conspiracy. #
• I’m in second on this lane… But 27 pins behind the leader. Bah! #
• I have yet to strike or pick up a spare. Epic Fail is imminent. But hey, *that guy* has a glove. #
• 83 on the first game. The FAIL hurts my very loins. #
• Who ate these people? #
• I mean who *are* these people. Stupid Twinkle won’t let me delete a tweet. #
• LIVE RICK ROLL! #
• The nice thing about a bowling alley is that it’s too loud for anybody to ask me computer questions. #
• I think some people must be genetically incapable of *not* dancing to music. #
• Ladies and gentlemen, this is an unparalleled streak of FAIL. #
• So what’s more annoying; somebody better than you, or somebody *slightly* better than you? #
• Finally a spare! #
• Fellow Twitterers, lend me your power! I need strikes! #
• Game 2: 103. Better, but still fail. And NO strikes whatsoever. Feh! #
• Oh, I see the problem. My last tweet was #666. I blame Satan for the Fail. #
• Waiting for the X-Files flick to start… #

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