Twitter Updates for 2008-05-01
May 1st, 2008 by TheCore
- It’s a good thing Fig Newtons don’t come in bigger packages. #
- It’s guys like Bill O’Reilly that make me reluctant to admit I’m a conservative. #
- Today is my Friday! Unless my coworker goes into labor, in which case it would be my Thursday! #
- Having lunch at Elmo’s after an unsuccessful attempt to buy a handheld vacuum cleaner. #
- *Why* does the universe punish me every time I answer the phone? #
- OK, Universe, I take it back. You did me a solid right after the thing I was complaining about. My humble apologies for questioning you. #
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